gay male:	i'm gay
straight female:	OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female:	i'm gay
straight female:	EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female:	I'm gay
Straight male:	OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male:	I'm gay
Straight male:	HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response:
Anyone ever:	I'm gay
Me:	awesome.